what the fuck

-phone rings, i pick it up-

esther: hello?
other person: *silence*
esther: ..hello?
other person: ah, ah..
esther: hello? who are you after?
other person: ah.. nihao?
esther: sorry.. i think you've got the wrong number
other person: nihao? -unintelligble words/chinese-
esther: no you've got the wrong number!
other person: oh..oh..no, ah. nihao? nihao?
esther: what the fuck

-i hang up-

i realise now that i should've been all, 'ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!' a la pulp fiction.